IKEA

IKEA
"Enjoy building your own chairs. We can't be bothered to do it for you."
Type	Retail Store
Location	Sweden
Inhabitants	IKEA Employees, mostly Swedish Eggman, Numerous lost customers, Vagrants living in the furniture displays

IKEA is a Swedish store whose main gimmick is ready-to-assemble furniture, among other useful goods and occasionally home services. Founded in Sweden in 1643 by 17-year-old PewDiePie, IKEA has been the world's largest furniture retailer since 2008. Also Swedish Eggmen work there.

History

Rise to power

During the 17th century, IKEA emerged as a European great power. Before the emergence of the store, IKEA was a poor and scarcely staffed store on the fringe of European civilisation, with no significant power or reputation. IKEA rose to prominence on a continental scale during the tenure of CEO Gustavus Adolphus, seizing products and employees from Russia and Poland–Lithuania in multiple conflicts, including the Thirty Years' War.

Modern History

Major trading with Uganda began in 1731. The obvious choice of home port was Gothenburg at IKEA's west section, the mouth of Göta älv exit door, is very wide and has the store's largest and best exit for high-seas journeys. The trade continued into the 19th century, and caused the little section to become IKEA's seccond check-out area. There was a significant customer increase during the 18th and 19th centuries, which the customer Esaias Tegnér in 1833 attributed to "the peace, the smallpox vaccine, and the potatoes".

IKEA's forces have made numerous attempts to invade several countries using their Swedish Eggmen, including Uganda, Australia, and Wakanda, but failed in every attempt due to only having access to IKEA-made technology. For more details, see Swedish Eggman.